Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Marlboro (de)Lights

At first, the ground trembled, as though apprehensive as to what to do next. A fierce wind blew that turned itself into a death incarnate tornado, the seas ran backwards into the rivers and the rivers deposited themselves at their sources now! Villages and towns flooded, cities saw buildings crash to the floor like a pack of cards. Nature did not seem quite so apprehensive now. Horses begot dogs and the milk curldled in the udders of the cows, new born babies gave death defying stares but refused to cry. Super computers infected themselves with viruses. Bugs, cyber and normal, were crawling all over the place.
These were the minor deviations observed in this planet, we lovingly call, the earth, as Booty lit a Marlboro.

Booty walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Aint no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, sang Freddie Mercury of Queen, as i listened to Superroboninjamonkeyhyperbitch, inform me gleefully, that the Suttah hating saint's lips were now subject to the hitherto unexperienced pleasures of burning tobacco, his lungs filled with the dark delights of tar, ya basically, Booty smoked Goddammit!!
This is going in my blog, i yell, this is so going in my blog, i add, somewhat unnecessarily and also incorrectly, grammatically speaking.
Messages from friends and not very well wishers flood my screen. New chat invitations proclaim the legend,
Booty is now a chimney
Maine Suttah maara,
and so on.
Is it going to be a one time thing, or is it going to be the thing that will define his life henceforth or is it going to be one of the million possibilities that lie in between, we dont know. As of now, being a hopelessly family guy, i can say only one thing, his brother will be proud.....

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